February 2012
5 tags
Jamming out to One Direction
Me in 70 years: They'll be back. Just you wait and see.
Great grandchild: You've been saying that for a long time. You still believe Fall Out Boy's coming back?
Me: Yes.
Great grandchild: After all this time?
Me: Always.
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
pernillo:
starfireblues:
believe-in-sherlock:
ibeggedformercytwice:
luckystar27:
jam-kittens-and-tea:
allons-ytobakerstreet:
nemir0n:
pritchardwrightarmstrong:
somethingharrypotter:
I believe in you, Pluto.
#believeinpluto
HIS PLANET STATUS WAS REAL.
Believe in Pluto.
One more miracle…For me, please. Be a planet.
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THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON
WITHOUT YOU
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usedtofeelinguseless asked: YOUR PICTURE IS STUPID. I WOULDN'T EVEN ACCEPT NUTELLA FROM YOU. I WOULDN'T SELL YOU A DOORKNOB. YOU NASTY WHORE
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
itscandidlycara:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
best post ever
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard alone: cute gifs, pretty pictures, cat fluff, fluff, fluffy fluffy cat
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard and someone's behind me: PORN, PORN, PENIS, VAGINA, GAY PORN, PORNY PORN PORN PORN.
